This Just In: College Is Obsolete

The higher education bubble is finally bursting

My freshman year of college began in late August 2001. Less than a month into my pseudo-adulthood, the entire world changed.

None of us knew what was happening on September 11th. We huddled together in dorms to morn and vent and seek answers together. Classes adapted to discuss terrorism and hate.

Then a few days past and the initial shock wore off. Life at Florida State University mostly returned to normal. Well, whatever normal at college is.