getting real

Reasons I Have a Thick Beard

Because you wanted to know.

Did you know beard length is measured in millimeters? Neither did I. Anything over 10 mm is considered long. I learned this when buying a “long beard trimmer” on Amazon.

Over the last few months I’ve let my beard grow thicker. Not, “I’m moving to Portland and considering a man-bun” thick, but…

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